Unreflected

foam party

2009-05-23T18:12:11Z

Never forget.

2009-05-18T10:45:49Z

May 18, 1980.

My spam filter isn't working.

2008-06-11T13:30:20Z

Date:	Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:22:57 -0800
From:	"james.morgan454 Gazeta.pl" <james.morgan454@gazeta.pl> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject:	From James Morgan

THE PRESIDENCY

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

Aso Rock villa, Asokoro District, Abuja

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

Attn:Sir/Madam

I am Lt General James Morgan (Rtd), National Security Adviser to President Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar`Adual Federal. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which just concluded it's seating in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Immunity Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund, we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different account.

In this regards we are going to send your contract part payment of 10Million USD. To you via our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed documents to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license and your mobile phone and telephone number, The Diplomatic Attaché will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country's airport. I hope you understand me.

Please kindly get back to me today also with the requested informations so that we can proceed on this matter as soon as possible.

1)Your full name.

2)Phone, fax and mobile #.

3)company name, position and address.

4)profession, age and marital status.
5)Copy of int'l passport,drivers linsense,or any valid ID card.

Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials for security reasons. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok.email and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate which will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. Please i need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to live as soon as we hear from you. Call me immediately.

Congratulations.

Best Regards,

DATE 11th, June 2008.

Lt General James Morgan (Rtd).

National Security Adviser to the President

Federal Republic of Nigeria

Eclipse

2008-02-21T02:34:57Z

Y'all should be watching the lunar eclipse right now.

El Español

2008-02-15T02:33:46Z

Spanish is the tastiest language.

The Wood Spider

2008-02-13T14:01:12Z

cutting the umbilical

2007-12-10T15:57:24Z

I've started leaving my computer at work. It's nice to be away from the internets. I even read a book last night. Imagine that.

I want to believe.

2007-11-03T01:03:40Z

Creature ID'd as coyote, not chupacabra

OMG he's still alive! =o

2007-08-04T02:53:34Z

Albert Hofmann at 100, January 2006.

midnightclimax @ 2007-07-25T11:39:00

2007-07-25T15:41:04Z

Christmas At Palpatine's

2007-07-22T05:55:47Z

I think Tarkin is Jewish and just doesn't want to admit it.

judas@foxnews.com

2007-07-16T04:12:33Z

brilliant

Tarot card meme

2007-07-07T22:27:45Z

You are the Hanged Man

Self-sacrifice, Sacrifice, Devotion, Bound.

With the Hanged man there is often a sense of fatalism, waiting for something to happen. Or a fear of
loss from a situation, rather than gain.

The Hanged Man is perhaps the most fascinating card in the deck. It reflects the story of Odin who offered himself as a sacrifice in order to gain knowledge. Hanging from the world tree, wounded by a spear, given no bread or mead, he hung for nine days. On the last day, he saw on the ground runes that had fallen from the tree, understood their meaning, and, coming down, scooped them up for his own. All knowledge is to be found in these runes.

The Hanged Man, in similar fashion, is a card about suspension, not life or death. It signifies selflessness, sacrifice and prophecy. You make yourself vulnerable and in doing so, gain illumination. You see the world differently, with almost mystical insights.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Nathan's Hot Dog-Eating Contest

2007-07-02T06:27:03Z

The latest news is that Takeru Kobayashi will, I repeat will, participate in the hot dog-eating contest. I was getting misleading information from [adult swim].

It's in all the papers, even in Kansas City.

Kobayashi says he’ll compete in hot dog contest

midnightclimax @ 2007-06-03T10:28:00

2007-06-03T14:29:29Z

Everyone likes penguins.

midnightclimax @ 2007-05-31T10:33:00

2007-05-31T14:34:49Z

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?

2007-05-25T16:27:05Z

On my way home last night, I ~~came across~~ happened upon some Winnie the Pooh panties that someone had left on the sidewalk.

This warm weather sure is making folks frisky.

Alternate Side Parking Suspension Update

2007-04-15T23:54:19Z

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Alternate Side Parking Suspended Monday, April 16

Alternate side parking regulations will be suspended on Monday, April
16 because of weather conditions.

I gave up a parking spot right in front of my house, where I would have been good all week, to park on the next block and walk back in the wind and rain.

Now they tell us.

midnightclimax @ 2007-04-08T16:20:00

2007-04-08T20:24:14Z

Your Rising Sign is Taurus

You are the ultimate rock - stable and centered.
People turn to you in crisis and count on you for calm.

Stubborn and strong minded, you can't be pushed around.
You are also tenacious, and you always will stick with something difficult.

A bit fan of nature, you're attracted to the beauty of the outdoors.
And sometimes, you find it easier to relate to animals than people.

What's Your Rising Sign?

Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'

2007-04-04T00:40:10Z

Oh dear.

The Ups & Downs of Escalators

2007-04-01T01:42:06Z

A Safe Ride®: An Interactive Education Program

I liked the escalator part. It's best with the music on.

midnightclimax @ 2007-03-16T08:04:00

2007-03-16T12:10:41Z

Last night I found a study spot on campus so quiet I could hear my watch tick. Then public safety chased me out and told me to go the library cafe. When I got there, I wasn't let in because I still haven't validated my ID. Naughty, naughty.

calm berofre the storm

2007-03-15T21:02:31Z

The seagulls have retreated inland.

There' s another nor'easter coming. At least I have no reason to resent being shut in with my math this weekend.

Batten down the hatches. The wind's picking up.

Lunar Eclipse

2007-03-04T00:23:51Z

All of you in the northeast better check out the lunar eclipse on this clear night right now, before it's over.

midnightclimax @ 2007-02-06T11:28:00

2007-02-06T16:30:54Z

Silk long johns are the shit. I'm never going back to itchy, sweaty thermals, especially if I have to wear them indoors.